Sunday, August 21, 2005

Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer

Husband, I heard this on the radio the other day, and I thought of you! I don't know why. Maybe it's the desert thing. Or maybe it's because you're not wearing sunscreen. I just don't know.


Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
(Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer)
There are 24 hours in a day, you're wearing 80 hour protection. If the Sun fails to go down, you'll be ready
(Don't forget the moonlight)
Your coconut scented force-field blocks out all the suns rays, and any stray rays from another sun, in another galaxy
(You're a STAR!!)
30 SPF? Please.. You might as well be wearing cooking oil
(Something smells delicious)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer In fact, feel free to crack one open at high noon, in the middle of the Sahara desert
(Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer)

1 comment:

desiree said...

Oh, and because you, Husband, were teasing me about putting 45 SPF on the Child's soft, new, delicate skin. And yes, I did just comment on my own blog. ;P